Joke :Why God never got a PhD


1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done sincethen?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning hissubjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them fromthe sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his studentsfailed his tests.

Waleed Al-Husseini

8 comments:

  1. 1. He had only one major publication. Actually he had 4 – to Moses, David, Jesus and Mohammad and perhaps one of them is the most read and memorized book in the entire world and its history.

    2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. English language has always been a little silly.

    3. It has no references. Actually it does, from Gospels to Ahadith.

    4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. And yet they are the most beloved of books among millions.

    5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. – As there is always doubt to anyone’s greatness (haters gonna hate).

    6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? He didn’t just create the world, it was a system that was created – that created you and you created this awfully foolish thought.

    7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. – Well not really, he did choose Moses, David, Jesus, Abraham, Mohammad etc for his work.

    8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. – Because science needs a bit of advancement here, clearly.

    9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. Are we talking about God or Hitler?

    10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. You mean Gas Chambers? – Are we still talking about Hitler?

    11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. – Are we talking about Joseph Mengele this time around?

    12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. – He never came to the class, except once perhaps and look at all these brilliant students…? Do you really need him to be in class..

    13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. – Well clearly they have no idea what they are talking about.

    14. He expelled his first two students for learning. Not learning but for failing…and not expelled but demoted. You know that’s how it actually works.

    15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. – No and No.

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